I imagine that Sarcasm is a woman,
tall and graceful,
with a pointed nose that tips up
and red, red lips with the corners turned down,
and I imagine that Humor is a man
with a wide mouth filled with many teeth
and long, long arms that fit around Sarcasm
like idioms and italic fonts
and I imagine that these two make love everyday
much to the dismay
of idiots and those too short to catch the joke
or those too content to just watch it
fly over their heads.